Colton’s stylist should have used his brilliant fashion sense to help Colton because that suit and frickin pocket square were AWFUL. I’ll quote Kathryn VanArendonk’s Vulture recap:

I am a huge baseball fan and I do think about this a lot and I don’t have a pithy answer right now, but I would like to share NY Met outfielder Yoenis Cespedes’s custom song from 2015.

Ugh this is a bummer. I would have been the first to say, yes, I do need your big dick because he was great on the show and that red suit on Men Tell All was everything. He totally stood apart from the immature robot Ken dolls they usually cast, and he sounded not too dumb when he talked and all that was so…

It was Cosmo. It was a fluffy piece of nonsense for Cosmo for fuck’s sake; they seemingly gave her months to write it and she couldn’t get it done. Good luck with that journalism career sweetheart.  

AHA hahahahahaha

What, pray tell, is the R-word?  I clicked on the link (ugh) and they daren’t whisper it.

To me it looks like some guy proposing to his mom.

Have you tried Body Glove?  I remember them having some athletic styles.  Does it have to be underwire?  I have a big rack and I find underwire bikini tops to be sooooo uncomfortable.  Hey how about a sports bra?  If you are wearing it under a rashie, no one will see it, and you’ll get the support and comfort you want!

The testing consists of, you go to your OBGYN and they do a blood test and check your hormone levels, FSH it’s called, if I remember correctly. I think it has to happen at a certain time of the month, a few days after your period or something. From that they get a general idea of your fertility, it is very simple and…

I get that in an ideal world you would wait until you get your new insurance, but you say the depression is getting worse, so I think you should make an appointment now.  What if, when you find your new job, they offer the same insurance that you currently have?  Or different insurance but your doctor is in that…

I have a herniated disc and acupuncture is the only thing that gets me moving after I have one of those pinched nerve/can’t-move episodes. Now let’s see, combatting the boredom...I have so many cookbooks I bought with the hopes of just idly flipping through one day, and I never ever have the time. If you like to…

I got pregnant at 42!  I figured it was too late for me; my body had other plans.  And I always peed after sex...

I can’t believe she has those cheap, ugly, UNCOMFORTABLE galvanized metal chairs in her office. Either her “taste” applies only to clothing or her glasses are so dark she can’t see straight.

Please keep us posted!  I know you are going into surgery right now so you won’t be reading this until much later, but I’ll be thinking about you and hoping everything goes well, better than well, maybe you’ll come out of this with BETTER hearing and MORE facial mobility and like, bionic powers or something.  Let us…

I want to find a tankini long enough to cover my belly and have it not look like it was made out of Vera Bradley fabric

Leather pants with an elastic waistband = NOPE OCTOPUS

Please be joking please be joking please be joking please be joking

All I care about is that Bobby’s still here.  Amen.

Finally! A show worth figuring out wtf the Paramount Network (?!!) is and how to watch it (sorry Kyle Richards).

I can’t believe I’m saying this but have you checked out Ikea?  Last time I was meandering through there I could swear I saw some small wall ovens...