i just don’t understand the hate because at the end of the day who cares how she lives her life. I remember when she came out with Eat Pray Love and a bunch of friends with kids said “that women lives such a selfish life”, because she did what she wanted, didn’t have kids and seemed to actually like her life.

HOW DARE YOU, look at that fluid natural hip articulation

First off, I love bees. Like LOVE them. They’re amazing and absolutely vital to our existence and economy. I’m not overstating things in the slightest.

In the case of Somalia, when the government collapsed in 1991, schools closed, art, music and sports had no funding to continue. Saudi Arabia stepped into the void, offering to open schools and putting money into the country but what was being taught was Wahhabism, the conservative Saudi interpretation of Islam. This…

I bet Nathan Hubbard would have ironed his shirt if he knew he’d be meeting Taylor Swift.

Alicia Keys can get away without makeup because, well, she’s really attractive.

That deplorable motherfucking orange waste of space can keep talking like this. I want him to burn. I want Clinton to win by the biggest margin ever.

I stopped reading Harry Potter after the 4th book, but my boyf and I are driving to the Grand Canyon next weekend and I was thinking it could be fun to listen to the series on tape or whatever. Would it still have the same effect read aloud do you think?

$50 and he’s yours.

The clips in this post did not make me want to make me listen to the rest of the album, however, I do have a hankering to purchase a gentle goat wearing sunglasses.

I like to have friendships where oversharing is the norm. It’s just nice to have someone you can talk about your poops with.

I watched my younger son totally move in on my older son’s favorite girlfriend this weekend at a party. As soon as his brother turned his back, brother the younger plopped down right next to her and turned on all his charm. Before I knew what was happening, they had their hands all over each other.

I’m distracted by all that recycling that should be taken out. But glad to know she’s as human as the rest of us.

Relatedly, I wonder, if I drink enough will I stop seeing him?

Please, please everyone commit to this: only refer to Donald Trump as Donny Trump from now on. An occasional “Don” is okay too.

OK SO
I thought the pic of Pitbull was attached to Kylie’s “I want to know what u put in ur Ramen noodles!” and i thought “she is actually very funny”

no such luck
brb, putting Pitbull in ramen noodles

my favorite is asking for someone’s ID because their card isn’t signed. They are aghast that you just don’t take them at their word that it’s their card. I’ve gotten “do I look like a credit card thief?” so many times.

I understand that you shrink as you age, but Dr. Ruth is down to the size of a fun-size Halloween Snickers bar.