Watching Hoarders actually makes me less likely to clean; I figure “well it’s a little cluttery in here but damn, it ain’t as bad as that”.

YOU DO WHATEVER MARK HAMILL TELLS YOU TO DO! So let it be written. So let it done.

Mark Hamill is awesome on Twitter

That tweet is hilarious to me.

Why does Lea Michele always look like she belongs in a salad dressing commercial?

He was one of those people that seemed eternal. Like a landmark that would always be here.

In Germany gun permits are only valid for 3 years and people applying for one have to go through a test to evaluate their character/sanity and their need for a gun. A person must be at higher risk than the general population and a gun has to be a reasonable tool for minimizing that risk* to be deemed as in need of a…

Don’t let anyone ever tell you your home is safer with a gun in it.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

Her music is great. Seriously. I would buy it now. I would listen to it and enjoy it and love it and so on. I hope she does well.

That is really cool.

It’s hopeless for me. I find myself raising my eyebrows and making faces and whatnot even while having imaginary conversations. :-)

Yoko is like a comfort blanket at this point. If she’s not in tweet beat my whole day gets thrown off.

Got-DAYUM Britney looks good. I wish I had the self control to not eat every pizza in sight but alas, I do not.

My tits would not behave in any of those flimsy madam holding devices. I would only just be able to stand still without risk of obscenity. That is why they show models with lovely, neat muffin sized boobs.

THE LAST EGG

Some kind of Palin name, to be sure

I feel emptier than Jennifer Aniston’s womb.

Not a single story about Jennifer Aniston being pregnant? I don't know what to feel right now