And PLAGIARIST.

Oh ya. It’s us coastal elites who need to watch our language and tone. BE NICER GUYS 🙄

So... does this mean he can’t do things to my ass that will make my eyes water?

I love how all these old timey American recipes are just a bunch of shit thrown together and called either salad or casserole. Like jello with vegetables in it? Totally salad. Canned beans with canned soup on it? Totally casserole.

I’m seriously digging my Pax, too. Generally I make a jackass out of myself when I smoke, what with the hacking and the coughing fits. This makes it possible for me to be discrete.

She looks like the secretary from the Drew Carey show if she was on crack.

I’ll say it if nobody else will.

“My comment was not intended to be racist at all...”

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Again, I would like to apologize for this getting out of hand

It’s no wonder the fact that Herr Drumpf is a self-professed sexual predator has completely disappeared in the media discourse.

“I was vegan for a year...”

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Good points!

I wonder if he told the girl baby he’d be dating her in 18 years...

I have it too and it helped me realize that vaping is not for me. I miss the harshness and fullness of a joint / pipe / bong. If anyone needs a lightly used first generation Pax I have one available.

I, too, am looking forward to it!

because the only way to stop the constant flow of my tears is to quickly distract myself with laughs - if anyone knows how the toilet paper was dispensed in the men’s room, please keep it yourself.

Aside from the obvious WTF of this, that seems extremely unsanitary. Like, imagine the sweat.

Not even then. Those are always the ugliest costumes. It’s why Nancy Kerrigan always looked so much better in here Vera Wang outfits.