NYC is cold, rainy, and shitty.

I’m here in SD and all I want to do is close the blinds and lay under blankets and eat cookies and watch Mad Men but instead its a fuckin delightfully breezy not-a-cloud-in-the-sky 80 degrees. ITS LIKE THE UNIVERSE IS MOCKING ME.

It rained this morning in DC... so yeah.

Especially after yesterday was so nice. I left the apartment to walk to work this morning and thought “yep, that seems about right”.

Yeah, but looking at light rain and grey skies as an omen here is not the best idea. Though I did see my kid and a bunch of other toddler’s hug their despondent transgender daycare worker this morning, so it seemed even rainier than usual.

It’s been fucking storming here in Southwest Texas for like 2 days. If God is real he is def shitting on us.

*No sun here in Johnson’s Pennsylvania.

This idea that our fellow citizens are innately good people.

You know what, I’m not buying it.

I’m dismissing you because that’s what you’re worth with your shitty trolling. But I will say, I am dealing with it. This is the world now. I accept it. It doesn’t mean, however that I am required to like it

Those people will lie or “misremember” who they voted for in the future, when they talk about the election with friends, children, relatives, and neighbors. They will pretend they were not the morons who risked everything for their egos and didn’t barricade Trump.

Only with the right wine.

Where do I sign up to be pushed onto the Subway tracks?

Thank you for the less grim news.

I’m on blackberry kush and red wine, but klonopin is definitely going to be invited to the party soon.

‘High’ fives are the most challenging.

Hey! :)

I’m in Seattle too! And your comment made me lol. High five wait I didn’t intend that to be a pun I SWEAR

Or you want to try ALL the weeds but you don’t have unlimited money and they only let you buy 7 grams per day.

It’s like the old Chappelle stand up show. White people will tell you details of their sexcapades with the wife but won’t tell you who they’re voting for. Chicken and giblets are over there.