OMG WHY DO YOU WANT TO RUIN THEIR FYOOOOCHERS

Read the comments at the Washington Post. It’s the expected amount of whining.

‘They can’t help it, they have penises!’

Harvard is not bound by heteronormative stereotypes.

Drew Faust is a she, not a he.

Geez, I wonder why the adjuncts need food stamps. Hmmmmmm....

The board is... Interesting. It’s filled with Clinton cronies and Brown is trying to remove them in favor of his own cronies, which are probably upgrades. None of them actually care about the institution beyond how to make money.

Blanchie (in boa).

OMG, CHILLVESTER! What a great name.

Me: [kicks Pattiz square in the nuts]

What kind of coercive sorcery do you use to get your cat to tolerate such indignity? Mine just backs up till whatever we’ve placed on him falls off. Clearly your cat is more evolved than mine.

I think I found the UC’s response:

My cat Chillvester wore the same costume for Halloween this year!

Aww that’s so cute, I love pets with tiny hats :)

My cat Colin is no stranger to meeting famous people, recently, he spoke at an Annual Navy Event he was in high spirits:

In my neck of the woods (Midwest USA) it seems to be in every “factory” store but I haven’t seen it available in the “Affiliate” locations like grocery stores.

So, c**nt is okay then? Or maybe it means something nice in Slovenian.

When I was ten years old, all I wanted to be was a sportswriter. Being from the DC area, and writing for my school paper, I called up the Post sports desk and asked to speak to Michael Wilbon, Thomas Boswell, Tony Kornheiser, and Jennifer Frey. All four of them eventually called me back including Wilbon who had just…

As a person who has questioned his relationship with alcohol, especially as I’ve grown older, this scares the shit out of me.

Having just spent last week at the hospital detoxing my dad, this is a depressing read. I’d like to think he might actually stop drinking this time, but it is so unlikely.