I LOATHED Sarah. I actually can’t think of a book I’ve disliked more. I thought it was precious, pretentious crap — overwritten, shallow misery porn that read like bad slash fiction and had no underlying message beyond “Look how deep I am and how much I have suffered!” I was — and am — baffled by adulation it received.

all of this social media stuff overlaps in its purpose/uses. i just downloaded snapchat to try out, because i don’t want to be on FB or instagram... they feel too “look at me and my perfect beautiful life!”

if you send a pic directly to someone they can watch it twice and then it disappears. if you post it to your “story” (all your friends can view) then it sticks around for 24 hours and then disappears.

Omg I’m 41 and what the fuck did I just expel a bloody organ from my vag is my new monthly question.

That’s what I started getting after hitting 40. I’ve never been able to use tampons and don’t want to use hormones, so I started using a cup combined with these panties. When I first started using the cup, I used it with pads for any leaks, but the panties are more comfortable.

Really great to be able to cross all those childhood diseases off your bucket list!

Exactly. Beacause....

My vaccinated daughter and I sure enjoyed our mild bout of whooping cough a couple years ago, I guess it had nothing to do with the 72% of the kindergartners at her school being unvaccinated.

Ugh. I am approaching 40 and the teenage horror show periods are back for me. I have huge clots and gushes. I need to wear the thickest diaper pads or all the liquid will spill out the sides before the pad has a chance to absorb it. I need to just get a Mirena, but my body is very sensitive to hormones and I am a…

Oh, that’s awful! I hope it’s gotten better.

That’s it. I refuse to have periods anymore.

Try all you want, Thinx, but whenever I think of period fashion, I think of fashion from a certain period.

People are always all ‘Ooh, it must be so lovely to be tall!’ No, it is lovely to be tall if you have long willowy legs like Taylor Swift. It is not lovely to be tall if all of your giraffiness is concentrated in your torso and you have to spend your whole life yanking tops down and bottoms up because no waistline is…

Oh. wow. So what weight is it that you think women of my height should be to look good in a swim suit? How much weight should my 103 lb body lose to “not be fat” and “look good” according to you? Please enlighten all of us women on what constitutes looking good in a suit. Please enlighten all of us on how to find a…

Because pictures of yourself on the internet

Speaking for everyone who sometimes has to go to the bathroom in a bathing suit and doesn’t want to peel off wet lycra from more of my body than I have to... me too.

I just screamed that this, lol.

Yabbut with one fell swoop you can get a yeast infection and cut off all circulation to your crotch!

From a short person, please give a warning! Unexpected whack to the top of the foot + slippery seat = v. scary.

I would have gone with Blingee.