It’s a puppy.

Ya know I always wanted a sister.

Maltese mix? My dog is a Maltese/Bichon/Poodle mix. Here he is as a pupper :)

You’re wrong. It’s clearly a Beyhound.

Great minds.

Here are a few lists that appeared on Jezebel:

It’s not cool to joke about prison rape, so I’m just going to hope that he frequently gets the ever-loving shit beat out of him in a non-sexual way.

I just keep finding reasons to use this.

I would get this for everyone I know as a Christmas gift.

I’m just hoping a coffee table book of these is released after the election. 10/10 would buy, and also give away to friends as Christmas presents.

Same. And then when I tried the link again, it said the queue spot had already been used. Not sure I need that lip primer this badly.

Same. And then when I tried the link again, it said the queue spot had already been used. Not sure I need that lip…

Was really hoping she was from MIT #neversatisfied #noreallyitscool #Iguess #beaversforever

I got that page but it moved on to the site within a few minutes. Didn’t put in my email!

I got that page but it moved on to the site within a few minutes. Didn’t put in my email!

lol I have over 13,000 people in line in front of me. I’m thinking most stuff will be gone by then.

lol I have over 13,000 people in line in front of me. I’m thinking most stuff will be gone by then.

Hmmm... which is more realistic, me as a super model or me as a robotics scientist...

Ah! It wasn’t like that last time I check, sorry! Colourpop does it as well.

Ah! It wasn’t like that last time I check, sorry! Colourpop does it as well.

I’m 3450 in line and “the line is paused”.

I’m 3450 in line and “the line is paused”.

Wow. The optics of Cinnemark’s decision is Trump-level terrible. It’s like they woke up and said “Yeah, I’m gonna be a dick to people today. A YOOOGE DICK!”

I am HERE FOR THIS. Go get’em, Bill.