Ground-up fiberglass and snake venom (thanks for the murder tip “Elementary”!).

That’s imaginative! No, it’s a beetle that now looks like a Honda logo.

That’s awesome! I really want a new tattoo to cover up a hideous one I got when I was 19. I’ve been thinking about it for many years and can’t decide. And very sorry about your birthday timing this year. :-\

I think I permanently damaged my liver already. I keep track of my drinking for therapy and usually I have a glass of wine per night, maybe two. My therapist’s jaw dropped when she saw the election week tally.

I don’t think I’ll watch. I’ll either be at an anti-Trump rally (I assume there will be something in Seattle) or I’ll book myself a restorative spa treatment and cry it out in the steam room where nobody can see me.

Hey Locomotive Jones: You can keep responding to me, but I dismiss the second I see your name without even reading your inane comments. FYI, fucker.

I’m going to miss her so much and can’t wait to see what she does next. She deserves the best vacation ever in the history of the world after all this.

Vaguely related: I wish this were real. Take that Trump, you rotten orange peel of a hypocritical president elect.

I got mumps in the mid-aughts during an outbreak in Southern California (I was vaccinated but it didn’t take). That was pure fucking misery and I curse whatever parents thought their precious snowflakes didn’t need an MMR vaccine.

Any time, Ms. Pond!

Ouch. I hope they didn’t burn that outfit. If I could afford a seamstress, I’d have a repro made. But as far as young female icons of fascism go, I like Eva’s look better than Ivanka’s.

Squinty and Stepford-ish work better.

I wanted to post something clever but this really sums up my feelings succinctly.

Eva Braun: More stylish than Ivanka or no? (IMO this outfit beats anything Ivanka has worn.)

Yes. That’s why she’s desperately trying to escape him.

I agree with you. I only use it in situations where a bong/pipe/joint would be awkward, when I’m staying at a hotel or friend’s house (no lingering smoke smell), or when I don’t want to be too stoned. I’ve also found that it’s good for people who aren’t regular users as it’s much gentler.

I was vegan for a year and would have the equivalent of sex dreams about cheese. When I decided to go back to more omnivorous ways, I ordered a pizza and ate every last piece and got sick beyond belief and didn’t even care.

I have that vape and it is the perfect size to tuck into a purse, FYI. Plus Pax offers a seriously awesome warranty — 10 years!

“Grab her by the paper napkin! Hey guys, they’re red like Megyn Kelly’s blood! We’re so bad, hahaha!”

Come Dec. 31, I’m playing the end of that episode on repeat until this blasted year is over. FUCK YOU 2016.