Shit, that deer story made this day way more depressing. It’s not even noon but I might have to start drinking now.

Awwww, no judgment about his name from me. It’s a good name even if his original namesake went batshit. What a funny story about the porch. I must say, the older mine gets (he’s 7), the better behaved he is. I don’t think he’d run away from me now. We sometimes even take walks off leash late at night.

What a total cutie! Is he more lab or Brittany in behavior?

LOVE! I now want to make personalized scarves for my dogs. They all look so distinctive too.

Nooooooooo. I have a golden and I can’t bear the thought of him ever dying. Ugh, fucking cancer. My neighbor’s goldie died of that too. I’m so sorry for your loss. :-(

I’ve been thinking about getting a freezer for our basement. This truly gives me pause.

I *wish*. I’m perpetually making unintentional puns. Another commenter made the joke on purpose further up. :-)

Def post a pic when you grab ‘em off your phone. I want to see the mixed pups, especially!

Wow, four dogs? That’s impressive. Our other boy is a golden retriever with coloring that’s the exact same orange as the Brittany. They are adorable together. OK one more — here they are with a crazy puppy friend. (Candy Spelling liked this photo on Instagram!!!)

That’s too funny, mine *just* popped the screen out of a street-facing window a couple of days ago and was halfway out when I grabbed his naughty ass. I love him to pieces and would definitely get another. Look how cute he is!

Yay, I had no idea, I’m so excited to watch it again!

GOOD ONE!

When my golden was a puppy he bolted from our gated front yard (thanks, UPS guy, for leaving the gate open!) and I chased him down a busy street, half-clothed, no shoes, screaming like a maniac. Bad dog thought it was the most fun game ever. I was so grateful when some guy saw what was happening and scooped him right…

He won’t even let his wife wear black pants in the photo!

Justin’s the one I’d lust after, but Louis is the one I’d date.

You can’t just casually drop a fact like that and leave the room. C’MON NOW!

My opinion of Aniston went waaaaaay up when she started dating Justin T. I have had a crush on him since the late ‘90s. Bonus points for JT: He’s related to novelist Paul Theroux, whose son is Louis Theroux, who used to have a very cool but short-lived show in the UK called Weird Weekends.

I ... think these all look pretty damn cool?

Yeah, I have a Brittany and if we didn’t hold onto him with a death grip, we wouldn’t have any photos of him at all. And he’d have gotten hit by a car by now.

Uggggh, I’m so, so sorry. Great Danes are such sweet and gentle giants. Hugs from an internet stranger.