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When I was about 13, my girlfriends and I were walking home and noticed that this car had slowed down then stopped further up. When we passed it, the passenger window was down so we glanced in. The guy was fapping and gave us the most disgusting leer. I swear, now that we’re sharing stories here I’m remembering SO

Oh, wow, I just wrote about a very similar bus experience before I came to yours.

That is awful. I was on a bus once when I was 17 and a much older mentally deranged man sat in front of me. He turned around and leaned down toward me and started saying “Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt.” It was unbelievably creepy. I looked around and everybody was keeping their heads down. I got up with my bags and moved a

Well at least now you know about the wondrous specimen that is Jason Momoa.

At first I thought that said “a couch” and I was nodding in agreement.

God the two of them in a room together must melt steel they’re so hot.

Ugh, that is just especially wrong. Like don’t those louts have grandmas?

Would he have the Donald’s sex skills or Jason Momoa’s? The former would be a hard pass, no matter how hot the package. On the other hand, I have a hunch Momoa knows his way around a woman’s body. I’m certain the Donald would get lost down there.

That’s so funny. I’m a fairly heavy drinker at family dinners involving people beyond my nuclear unit (because: social anxiety) but I can hold my liquor. And my beer. And my wine. Usually. Actually, I’m sure I’ve been the butt of jokes once or twice. Fortunately certain members of my husband’s family make me look like

TOTALLY.

Even avowed gun people make those same kind of mistakes, or their children do. That’s the problem with guns.

Amen! I like your style, Rooo.

I have shitty ones on my husband’s side but they are easily avoided and I adore their kids so I keep my mouth shut.

Hmmm, I get your point but I never said “my industry is the worst.” I just said that the music industry is particularly rife with sexism, not that other industries are not. As I think it’s beyond evident from this post and the comments that followed, it’s #allindustries.

Good for you. I would have no hesitation hitting someone if the situation gave me the desire and opportunity to do so. I once saw my grandma beat a mugger with her purse, so I learned from the best.

That entire Cafe.com video is hilarious.

Damn you totally beat me to it. Well done!

BEST response!

My brother’s former fiance (thankfully he ditched her) puked all over my amazing Miu Miu kitten heels at a family dinner. Her father literally screamed at me for “letting her drink so much.” Because I totally forced wine down her gullet while she was telling me how she wasn’t sure about marrying my brother. I miss

It’s not the kind of thing I’d binge on, because it’s kind of uncomfortable to watch, but I think she did a great job with very dark material.