She’s also pretty racist and says homophobic things about her brother, whom she otherwise adores and who was closeted until he was 50 because he was so worried about his family’s reaction. Unclear why she doesn’t support Trump, actually.

And he doesn’t even have boozing to blame.

Oh, come on, he totally respects* Ivanka. (*Trump’s version of respect is, “I wanna get handsy with you.”)

Hillary was too polite to say “He financed great kids.” Still, considering that two of his sons appear to be trophy-hunting sociopaths, that’s not even true.

He spoke at my college graduation when he was still in office. Even the many conservative parents there were transfixed by his oration.

I had the best conversation with my grandma shortly before she died two years ago. She told me she’d been a Democrat all her life, and that she’d only been a Republican since I’d been alive because my conservative Christian parents felt so strongly about the party’s values. Grandma told me how exciting it was to have…

This is my MIL. She hates Trump, but won’t vote for HRC. Why? Emails. Benghazi. Ask for specific details about those issues, though, and and it’s all blank stares.

Fair enough. I was just going with the language in this post: “The piece assesses that Mosby’s office got much of the prosecution wrong.” And it doesn’t change the fact that it’s very difficult to prosecute and actually convict cops.

I had just started reading this article when I saw mention of it here. The opening is odd and particularly insidery, though I suppose once the author gives context it makes a bit more sense. Despite the fact that Mosby’s office seems to have mishandled the prosecution, I hope the defamation charges against her don’t…

“Please prosecute us just like all the other rapists out there, since we’re very likely to get off scot-free. Or, worst case, receive a slap-on-the-wrist three months like Brock Turner.”

And yet Ivanka still has all those flyaways.

Pussy bows are so passe. Let’s put a ginormous bow right above her actual pussy instead.

Washington State loves its mass shootings. Sigh.

I mean, some of my friends dressed like slobs when their babies were born -- completely understandably -- and no princess has that option. Needing to look picture-perfect covered in spit-up is no easy feat.

It’s called “In Bear Country” and covers black bears, brown bears, and polar bears. It’s a really interesting mix of memoir and natural history. The author is a journalist now based in Manitoba. I enjoyed it and learned a lot.

Or even to fight back if need be. To stab me, he’d have to be close enough for me to knee him in the balls or elbow him in the throat as hard as possible. That’s sure a lot less frightening than a madman shooting indiscriminately into a crowd.

I used to write about rich people doing all sorts of things (charity balls, sponsoring Olympic horses, redecorating their mansions) for a luxury magazine. I oh-so-subtly mocked my subjects on occasion. Like, this one wealthy surgeon was all bragging and bluster but mentioned something about his teeny-tiny dog being…

I kind of miss non-muscle-y Dave Chappelle.

A few people in Seattle have opened their homes to the homeless, but they’re mostly hosting families who are down on their luck, not law-breakers. The city is trying to make it legal to camp on public property, including school grounds apparently, and if police sweep an encampment before finding people a place to…

LOL, you’re ridiculous. I responded to someone’s comment and you responded to me, adding something that had nothing to do with what I said. M’kay? But yeah, suggest that I possess child porn you stupid trolling fuck.