An actual shoebox is the only uglier thing you could wear on your feet than New Balance dad-shoes...on second thought, nah. Nothing’s uglier than New Balance dad-shoes.

Good. College educate desk monkeys (like me) have no reason for forming a union unless they want to be lazy and act like they run the place. Want to run a business? Start your own.

D-Bag here. Unions are fine, but they have to be careful not to kill the golden goose. Looks like they did in this case.

Wait, is this one of those caption contests?

That’s a comment I can get behind.

This is an absolute outrage. First, Trump cuts off the illegal direct payments to the evil insurers that pad their bottom line, and now more people are able to afford health insurance. How is the kinja commentariat class supposed to twist themselves into rage knots?

This was one of the few times that the Deaspin style guide for referring to nut shots was entirely correct. I do believe Stephenson got both the dick AND the balls.

As a result of the flagrant, Lebron’s flag will be at half mast for the foreseeable future.

That shot to the dick and balls was so bad, Lebron didn’t even have the presence of mind to flop. That’s a nasty shot to the Holy Trinity.

I give this take a C, C+, at best.

I haven’t gotten a handover since high school. Some things, you outgrow.

This is true. Especially if drinking while taking...

I think I get your point, but I know a lot of folks who are vapers, some who’ve gotten addicted to nicotine who were never traditional smokers. Based on the data I’ve seen, nicotine doesn’t cause cancer. The smoke does.

It seems counter-intuitive, but have you seen any indication that more broadly available lower level opiods might improve the epidemic we’re seeing versus drastically limiting the number of prescriptions? For instance, making Tylenol 3 available over the counter? Government in particular has a pretty bad record of…

I’m going to take a different route to the other people that basically responded with “What are you, stupid?”.

Oddly enough, the Red Hot Chili Peppers have only gotten better since I was in high school.

Also, gym selfies are for douchebags, so yeah...

I always shower at the gym after I workout, with the occasional exception of late evening tennis when the club is shutting down as I’m walking off the court.

This is good. Real good.

Which brings about an interesting question. What’s the text equivalent of a graphic tee? A grammar tee?