As a result of the flagrant, Lebron’s flag will be at half mast for the foreseeable future.

That shot to the dick and balls was so bad, Lebron didn’t even have the presence of mind to flop. That’s a nasty shot to the Holy Trinity.

I give this take a C, C+, at best.

I haven’t gotten a handover since high school. Some things, you outgrow.

This is true. Especially if drinking while taking...

I think I get your point, but I know a lot of folks who are vapers, some who’ve gotten addicted to nicotine who were never traditional smokers. Based on the data I’ve seen, nicotine doesn’t cause cancer. The smoke does.

It seems counter-intuitive, but have you seen any indication that more broadly available lower level opiods might improve the epidemic we’re seeing versus drastically limiting the number of prescriptions? For instance, making Tylenol 3 available over the counter? Government in particular has a pretty bad record of…

I’m going to take a different route to the other people that basically responded with “What are you, stupid?”.

Oddly enough, the Red Hot Chili Peppers have only gotten better since I was in high school.

Also, gym selfies are for douchebags, so yeah...

I always shower at the gym after I workout, with the occasional exception of late evening tennis when the club is shutting down as I’m walking off the court.

This is good. Real good.

Which brings about an interesting question. What’s the text equivalent of a graphic tee? A grammar tee?

“Can’t spell elite without CTE”.

You are an internet hero. A fine, fine person.

Some bitch tried this on a flight I was on with the lady sitting behind me (who was also a bitch, based on the fact that she was on a conference call dropping marketing buzz words until the very second the doors closed). Despite them both being awful human beings, I mentally cheered when she stated mater-of-factly…

Arturo Sr. ruined my life. Had my scholarship all lined, and was on the line for the go-ahead foul shot at state finals. When I heard that catcall coming from the crowd, my confidence was shattered. Threw the ball clean over the backboard. My girlfriend left me for the towel boy (THE FUCKING TOWEL BOY!!), my dad died…

Dipped in ranch?

This is a horrible take. I choose all my packaged food products based on spokesperson awesomeness. And Vlasic has a fucking stork, dude. I’ve never been steered wrong by a stork.

This is a good and righteous take. Vegetables are find as long as they’re cooked properly, but there is not vegetable that isn’t improved with the addition of an animal product.