Hot take: Roasting marshmallows is butt, and ‘smores are the taint. All I want to do is sit in my camp chair and stare at the fire drinking beer after beer, but no, my kids gotta have fucking ‘smores, which is a big messy goddamn hassle.

+1 star(kist tuna on clearance).

+1 star(kist tuna on clearance).

“I’m currently in a low-paying job”.

You had me at ham and cheese sandwich. If I found a ham and cheese on the seat of a port-o-crapper at a heavy metal concert in July, you’d have to fight me to keep me from eating it.

If you can dodge a wrench (and also a brain injury epidemic, dudes beating their wives/kids, a painkiller abuse scandal, the blowback from the whole “you can kneel, it’s cool...we support your right to protest...jk, we’d really like it if you stood, but we acknowledge what you’re kneeling for...double jk, now we’re…

“Stick to sports” is great advice for the NFL as far as off-field behavior goes. They don’t want to be in this business.

You better believe the league is going to crack down on this. The hit on Rodgers that put him out for (probably) the season was intentionally rough and unnecessary. This one is flagrant, and Smith just happened to not get hurt.

I understand Smith’s frustration. He could have been debacled.

Interesting. I was always operating under the myth that cauliflower ear was caused by an infection (fungal or bacterial) from the mats.

I’m listening...

Lay off, bro. He may not believe in “nano-bubbles” for fixing concussions or water to prevent sunburns, but those “massages” he’s been getting from his “roommate” all these years are sure to have him back in no time.

-1, since you forgot to include a “dude” in there. But still, +1.

1.) If it’s more than your opinion, please site. I did a cursory search, and didn’t find anything inflammatory. I see some criticism, but nothing I consider a concern (unless you think a government agency, which is not subject to competition from the free market and is subject to the whims of politicians, like Trump,…

Despite Aaron Rodgers potentially being out the rest of the season, I’d say the Packers are the only team with a legitimate defense (the only time you’ll hear that sentence about the Packers). Kaep is still wanted on rape charges in Wisconsin for what he did to Green Bay in the 2012 playoffs.

+1 titties. Wait...is that proper grammar?

No kidding, right? I hate to say it, but I’ve actually been hoping for a debaculous stretch of games so that Ted Thompson will finally get off his old ass and fire Capers. But not like this...

Sadly, he and Dom Capers coach from the same playbook.

I think anyone getting really worked up about this (which you don’t seem to be), is probably looking for something to get worked up about.

I take that back. Just watched the movie It.