[Sound of a laptop being thrown in the trash, and me signing up for AA].

Sorry...I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Get off my lawn with this shit. You can have my early nineties America Online package that charges me once I go over 10 hours a month when you pry it from my cold dead hands. And my hands are strong because of the extra resistance of a real ball in my mouse, unlike you weak millennials with your fancy optical garbage.

So Robin is just his work-wife?

This comment was so good, I didn’t even laugh. I stepped back from my computer, and read it again to truly soak in its excellence. Then I nodded my head, ever so slightly, and toasted it with the fine whiskey I’m drinking from a cheap glass.

Without meaning to, you’ve proved my point. Liberals think it’s OK to make judgement based on preconceived stereotypes. Congrats.

Shameless un-grey request: Giri, please to be hooking a fellow tennis bro up. I gotta get in on these smoldering, 130 MPH takes.

I think they could be, though. I can’t imagine what the decision process to “come out” must be like for someone who is gay, but based on how much research I do on mundane decisions in life (what car to buy, is Costco brand vodka good, should I do pull-ups or rows for my back, are Ariat good boots, what are some good…

No need to be a hater. He’s obviously given it some thought, and the post was very respectful. He’s potentially adding some perspective that will maybe help someone who is thinking about coming out of the closet understand how their straight friends/families might react, or has thought it over for more personal…

And I look forward to her solo scenes...

<midwest straightsplain> The people that love you won’t care. And if it seems like someone does (I’m not talking about your racist uncle), don’t be too hard on them too fast if their reaction isn’t totally positive at first. Parents can’t help but have hopes/visions of what their children’s lives will be, and…

<midwest straightsplain> The people that love you won’t care. And if it seems like someone does (I’m not talking about your racist uncle), don’t be too hard on them too fast if their reaction isn’t totally positive at first. Parents can’t help but have hopes/visions of what their children’s lives will be, and…

They should perish in Hell for all eternity. Still though, Ima drink that beer.

Not a frequent Jalopnik poster, so please don’t hate on me too bad: This is why I buy all my cars at CarMax.

There’s an NBA Jams joke to be made about Aaron Rodgers here, but it’s escaping me...

Dude, you have been on a killer spree lately.

Biggest thing I’ve learned?

No doubt, he kicks ass. But can we please have an expose on the backwards hat with the loose strap he’s always sporting? We tennis bros already take more than our fair share exactly the right amount of, and possibly not enough, crap for our sport.

Good to keep an eye on them, but I wouldn’t worry too hard. They’re annoying, but things like insisting on quality schools, not being accepting of criminality, and being a good role-model are far better ways to help at risk communities.

Fair. It would have been better to say they’re the most harmful racists. Even the most dense people in the country look at the fake Nazi’s and realize what a joke the are.