Forget Marvin Gaye’s estate suing Robin Thicke. MxPx has a rock solid case against these guys.

Goddammit. You need to be more upfront with people if you’re crazy. This is the internet, and I can’t see your tinfoil hat.

Everybody knows you need a dab or two of fat in your diet.

Because...?

This explains why the solo from Floods was so much more sick than This Love.

Re-read my post, bro. If the feds step out of the way, you get a lot more choices about where you want to live.

Do you perform menial chores for busy/lazy dads, such as completing half finish treehouses, weed-wacking after the ride mowing has been done, and emptying the dishwasher? CAUSE THEN WE GOT OURSELVES A DEAL!

Reading your other posts, I think we’re in agreement (mine was sarcastic).

At will employment, my friend. Learn it and live it, unless you’re self employed or an employer. Which I’m willing to be you’re not.

Also, wear. I suck.

Read the constitution. If “Congress shall make no law” and “I should be able to do or say whatever I want at work without consequence” are synonymous to you, I really can’t help you understand things any better.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

So, I can bring a gun to work then, right? Concealed carry is legal in my state...

But the Constitution is SO LONG and SOOOOOOOOOO BORING. Can’t I just skim it and post ignorant takes online instead? If they expect people to read it, they need to get rid of at least, like, 7 amendments.

Yes it is, bro. If it’s legal, they can’t fire me for doing it at work: Drinking, looking at porn, expressing racist views. These are all totally OK to do on the clock.

Yes it is, bro. If it’s legal, they can’t fire me for doing it at work: Drinking, looking at porn, expressing racist views. These are all totally OK to do on the clock.

Yes they do. On their own time. Not at work.

They’re on the clock, so I doubt they’d have much of a case. Think of it another way:

Now this, THIS is a lifehack!

I have what I call “The System”. I make sure to wash all socks in pairs. If I can’t find the mate, they don’t go in. Washing random piles of socks is like send a marine platoon into a minefield: You’re going to lose a lot of men!