I cannot abide. It’s nearly impossible to burn a burger. Hotdogs are easily torched to ashes if not monitored properly. Even burned burgers taste fine. Burned hotdogs taste like an ashtray.

Not veteran here, but can’t we as fellow human beings and patriots agree that a fine pair of boobs adorned by the stars and bars is a good and right thing? 

Your post just made me realize that it’s probably a good idead to ignore anyone’s take on the anthem sitting/kneeling controversy unless they’ve served. This includes talking heads on TV, random joes, and the players (whether standing or not).

+1 Hot Pocket.

I hope you know I hate giving you this star.

The ruling on the field stands.

I really don’t care much one way or the other whether the dude plays or not. He doesn’t really seem to care one way or the other either.

OK, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Aldi with a rented shopping cart.

This stuff is amazing. It makes the best manhattans. Gives me a big ol’ drinkin’ boner.

Got you again: Real men have neither! We’re raised by wolves and live in cav- gotta go...my wife is yelling at me to get off the computer and help her clean the kitchen.

Bah. Only hipsters season their pans. Real men cook eggs on unseasoned cast iron, throw the eggs and the skillet in the trash when they chemically fuse together, and have a six-pack and leftover fried chicken for breakfast instead.

I’ve actually found Emeril’s line of non-stick pans to be quality cooking vessels that last a long time (10 years and counting for one of mine that is used almost daily), and they’re a pretty good value to boot. BAM!

And replacing him with Kaep. The hilarity of heads exploding in the supposed enlightened blue states would be comedy gold.

They spelled “but is an alcoholic, coke-addled, self-destructive, woman-abusing douchebro” wrong.

What’s the opposite of “meh”? Is it “yeh”?

You son of a bitch.

He is kind of a punk, yeah?

Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

Protein...the answer is always protein:

I follow this same approach with my sweaters. I probably wear them 10 times between dry-cleanings, but iron them before each wear. It works great! Assuming you wear undershirts with sweaters (because if you don’t, you are a monster), they don’t need to be washed all that often.