Can confirm. Whey protein shake residue is an olfactory hate crime if not rinsed from blender bottles within 8 hours.

You can have my blender bottles when you pry them from my heavily muscled, calloused, vice-like mitts. They’re my water bottles at work, my protein shake shakers, my pre-workout mixers. I drink iced coffee from them in the summer.

I am a frequent user of pink peppercorns. I challenge anyone to find a dish they don’t work with.

I’ll drink to that. And so will Bortles. Frequently. And repeatedly.

I don’t know. That would DEFINITELY be seen as an act of war by an alien intelligence. You want Predators? ‘Cause that’s how you get Predators. 

I, for one, would be 100% in favor of sending all Smashmouth albums into deep space. However, we need to consider it might be seen as an act of aggression by a more advanced intelligence.

Tried to start this comment earlier today, but you broke the internet, and it took a couple of hours for the emergency generators to kick in.

Important to note that the minimum wage isn’t intended for someone to raise a family, own a home, or hell even live on their own. The jobs are entry level. An inflated minimum wage really hurts people who need a first job to start making their way up the ladder. If the first rung is too high, it hurts the people at…

Got any more of that gum?

What if you just get a BJ? I contend it’s like Schrodinger’s cat.

Thanks for that. Now I’m going to drink spoiled milk to improve my mental outlook.

It’s aboot time someone called them out!

I’m just starting to thin, and rarely wear hats indoors. When I do, it’s because I’m doing something in the morning pre-shower (gym, grocery store, etc) when my hair is crazy, but I don’t want to look like an unwashed slob.

Agreed. Nobody thinks a bald white guy is a white supremacist unless he acts like a white supremacist. 

Let’s talk, Dudes: I’m pretty sure women don’t care if we’re thinning or even bald as long as we don’t try to hide it. Keep yourself well groomed, which more than often means keeping it shorter as you start to thin. For whatever reason, thinning hair looks thinner as it gets longer. Be cool with it, and women do not…

Worse than getting Shot Through the Heart?

I prefer the original adjective. You so infrequently get the opportunity to use the word placid.

The fact that I’ve seen that movie dozens of times and can’t remotely remember the line is somehow the most Titansy thing of all. 

As a Packers fan, I can say life has gotten better under Rodgers because he has never ruined my Sunday with a late game dumbass pick. It has also gotten worse, because I am an entitled asshole who acts like his car was stolen after every Packers loss because “Mike McCarthy is a fat fuck who is wasting Aaron Rodgers’…

Dude, this is a shitty take.