Oooof. And there goes his back.

Police were tipped off when he began mumbling incoherently about “deactivated glutes”.

Important breaking news for boobs seen carved on tree in Milwaukee suburb: I ♥ Boobs. 

You gotta be trolling for kicks on this thread, right? Pretty sure the bible doesn’t offer any advice on BJs or titty fucking.

Jim Cooke is a master illustrator. I would have also accepted a cartoon of a hotdog in a taco shell.

It’s like we married the same woman! Which is probably why I only get laid half as much as I want, you bastard!

I had an escort once in high school. It was my first, and my mom bought her for me. In fact, I was the first of any of my friends. She was a little boxy, but was very sturdy. Not too roomy inside, but I prefer a tight fit.

But you make it sound so appealing. Maybe we should just talk about sports or something instead.

Ths kiled mi. Sry fur th tipos. Uzing mu left hnd 2 tipe.

Yeah...the “I have sex as much as we want” is an odd turn of phrase.

Try a different dude. I think most of us don’t consider the job done unless you have a happy ending too.

That’s horrible. +1 Frito Lay.

This is proof that 31% of men were lying on the survey. And also that God has a sense of humor.

There’s a joke to be made about Nadal’s escaping hair to be made here, but it eludes me.

All I know is I want more Giri tennis posts, less (like none) video game and HamNo posts!

Bonus lifehack: I like to puree raw chicken breasts in the blender, and use it to make homemade popsicles. The explosive diarrhea lets you know it’s good.

I don’t think that’s hair on his head. I think his neckbeard grew up his “sideburns” and sort of took root.

I gotta be honest: I know it was dumb, but the Dominoes bit made me chuckle.

Thanks. Was listening to Far Beyond Driven this morning, and Dime’s music is still puts anything before or after it to shame.

I don’t see what the big deal is...it’s just a fo-