“Start traveling as much as you can now before you get into a relationship and buy a dog and can’t go anywhere because life fucking happened”

Just wait til I get 5 Minutes Alone with you.

I much prefer this to Drew’s initial idea

No kale included in recipe. You are obviously a fake liberal.

It was only a matter of time. Volvo has been making non-autonomous garbage trucks and garbage cars for decades.  

This is a good and righteous take. Obvious, yes. But correct, also yes.

Classic Convertible Beetle. My buddy’s dad had one very similar to this one on in Dewey Beach:

Myth busted: There is nothing exciting about being at a Chargers game.

Even more proof that millennials are soft. Their moms drive stick, and they don’t even know what one is.

Broke the wrist on my dominant hand in college, and had to learn to function lefty for a bit. It was like a whole different woman.

I feel the author buried the lede here. Gregg Popovich is clearly Donald Sutherland.

You have it right. The worst knowledge to have at work is what your peers make. Even if you make more than most people at your level, knowing that Incompetent Joe From Accounting makes more than you will eat at you if you’re a jealous person.

The perfect food:

In all seriousness, can you imagine the reaction at the sign store when he ordered that?

Be careful: I recently saw unicorns aren’t real running a 5k holding this sign:

Was thinking the same thing. +1 pack of smokes.

I picture it as being made with Popov or some other rotgut. Preferably served in a faded plastic mug bearing the phrase “Panama City Spring Break ‘82".

Young Rob Ryan invented a time machine and traveled to the future to watch a Caps game.

Big thanks to you and all the other responsible gun owners for the tips. I’ve really learned a lot on this thread.

To Sleepless of Scandinavia,