Going to bet the dude still has the tags on the Russell Wilson jersey he bought at Kohls with a 30% off coupon after their first super bowl win.

This play gave me an erection that is lasting more than four hours. Should I seek medical attention?

Think the lineman was wearing size 12 shoes?

I doubt I’ll get a reply, but serious question anyway: You realize you’re a racist, don’t you?

“Republicons have already created a ban on abortion even in the case of rape”. Yeah...no, that didn’t happen. Do you get your news from the liberal version of Breitbart?

Only because he didn’t get a chance to fuck the country up as bad as his preferred policies would have. Once voters woke up and realized the whole hope and change crap was just a facade, they quickly and repeatedly sent a greater number of conservative legislators to Washington to stop Obama and the other Democrats.

Hmmmm. Interesting.

I hate myself for laughing at this. HATE.

All depends on where you shop. Just stopped by Walgreens, and there was a massive run on Ensure and Viagra.

When I lived in DC, a local radio DJ used to rate storm on the “Bread-o-Meter”. Loved it.

Nah, dude. It’s not irrational.

Maybe if unions focused on attracting and representing workers who are achievement/outcome oriented instead of clock punchers, they would be more relevant in the 21st century.

Your post is confusing, so I’m not sure if I agree with you or not. Are you saying that workers at Amazon are treated well, so why would they want the bureaucracy of a union? In that case, +1 right to work.

B Fucking S. The way you get ahead as a younger worker is to get skills and to progressively get raises (the slow way) or change companies (much faster) to increase your income. Waiting until you hit pre-determined tenure dates for union pay scales is a a guarantee for remaining in the lower middle class.  

Can you please post your resume to this site so we can understand where you’re coming from?

+1 Spoonerism for one of my favorite mixed metaphors.

It’s like the old bad joke. How can you tell if someone is a vegan? Wait five minutes, and they’ll tell you.

Counterpoint, courtesy of Vincent Vega:

I would push my mom down a flight of stairs to get one of these.

Another tip I love to make garlic paste: After your chop the garlic and scrape it into a pile, pour over a bit of olive oil and a heavy pinch of salt. Then kind of scrape/smoosh it across your board with the side of your knife until you have a nice chunky paste. Tyler Florance turned me on to the technique.