Voted early in Wisconsin. Gary Johnson at the top of the ticket, Republicans down ballot. The Republicans put up a disgusting pig of a human being, and the Democrats put up a disgusting pig of a human being. Neither one deserves the presidency or my vote. This election taught me that if this sort of crap continues, We…

This post is not whitty, snarky, and does not add anything intelligent to the “Does Hamilton Nolan suck?” debate.

But HamNo is neither good nor funny. Nor is he good and cool. He is butt. Please putt him in the toilet. Thank you.

As long as this is in place of a “think-piece” about socialism.

This is a good and tasty recipe, but I have to point out that I think this is spaetzle, not gnocchi.

Before I read down and realized it was Lynch, I thought the golf cart ran down the last couple of band members (aka: A cool video).

They’re idiots and a hypocrites, not a lifelong Republicans. They’re planning to vote for a Democrat with an atrocious record on the economy, national security, and states rights.

Come on now - you have to admit a ham and cheese sandwich is really satisfying. Salty and good ham with swiss cheese, and plenty of mayo.

+3 beers apiece for each of my coworkers.

And if you don’t like it, get fucked (by a car). Miso is umami heaven.

Here are the exceptions to this rule of thumb:

I just spit my John Daily all over my computer screen.

Rewatched the video closely. I think I can see the ref’s shoulders shaking as if he’s laughing when his back is to the camera.

As Joe Buck would say “That was a disgusting act”. Filming in vertical mode, I mean... the dildo toss is totally awesome.

I can’t tell from the video, but the ref must have been smiling, right? How could you not.

Fuck these mouth-eye videos creep me out.

“Unsportsmanlike conduct, Number 69: Laughing at a rubber dong on the field. 15-yard penalty from the spot of the dong. Automatic first down.”

Last time a dildo got kicked off the field [insert Gronk joke].

Nah...just “a head” of its time.

The internet is closed for the day now. We can all go home.