He he he...I don’t get it. +1 anyway.

Remember the Funbag a few weeks back about assholes not knowing they’re assholes?

My wife and her whole family are from Buffalo and are Bills fans. Do you think they would get the joke if I power-bombed my father-in-law through the table at Thanksgiving?

Serious question: Did we watch the same video? The video Samer posted was of a dude tackling a kickboxing dummy wearing an afro wig and a Kaep jersey. No stabbing or tied up dummy.

OK, so while I have never eaten on a public throne, I sometimes eat on the toilet at home when I’m short on time (cereal before work, sandwiches before evening workouts, etc). But I draw the line at any meal that requires a knife to eat.

I’ll build a net. A big, beautiful net. It will keep all the dirty, stinking foreigners from taking the jobs of America’s tennis pros. And I will make Novak Djokovic pay for it.

I was black one time. Totally underrated experience.

List does not contain metal or punk rock, therefore it is balls.

Damn. I can’t argue with this take. I wish I was born with an extra finger so that my clap would be that much louder.

Regarding the nasty foods: Tonight, I made some braised skin-on chicken thighs, and when I went to take the skin my wife was attempting to discard, she totally skin-blocked me. I don’t care if you want me to live past 50, bitch, GIVE ME THAT CHICKEN SKIN!