David Clarke, ex-Milwaukee County Sheriff and Trump Supporter, already is shopping around raising the voting age to 21....

He is SOL when he becomes a strict Constitutionalist - and only white land owners can vote ~wink~

Maybe the fact that they never reproduced is proof that god exists?

Oh, Boy Oh, Boy, Oh, Boy! This tidbit will gladden my heart long after nightfall. I knew D’Souza when he was a pimply, unpopular undergrad at Dartmouth, and he hasn’t improved since.

My guess is that some elite colleges have been hastily throwing together admission packages for them, maybe even places they didn’t apply to. Though if he or Gonzalez ends up enrolling in Harvard they’ll never see the end of mockery about “not really getting in” from the same people claiming they’re crisis actors and…

If anything, this whole episode will only strengthen the right’s resolve to give every teacher a gun to protect themselves against the mean children.

Yeah, that discrepancy stood out to me too. Not that it’s any odder than negging a high schooler over college rejections.

Funny how his GPA changed from 4.1 to 4.2 from one tweet to the next.

“Hmm...how can I issue an ‘apology’ and still sound like a sanctimonious prick?”

“...in the spirit of Holy Week...”

Any student should be proud of a 4.2 GPA —incl. @DavidHogg111. On reflection, in the spirit of Holy Week, I apologize for any upset or hurt my tweet caused him or any of the brave victims of Parkland.

It’s insane how unhinged like, half a dozen teens, are making these right wingers. Maybe now they will realize why teachers deserve to be paid more?

And here we have an illustration of the actual Ingraham Angle:

They’ll be raised by the side of the family that thought enough of the other side of the family to marry into it.  

Step 1: Change your last name. Step 2: Witness protection program levels of relocation and identity change. Step 3: Say daddy is dead.

It was Marla who banged the bodyguard.

killed in Vietnam by his own troops

Yup. Pretty much every time someone says, “The gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage,” my immediate response is, “Nah. We heteros tossed that sanctity in the dumpster and set it on fire a long goddamn time ago. Let folks who aren’t afraid to commit have a go at it; they cannot possibly be worse at it than we are.”

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Absolutely agree. Having your spouse cheat on you - and lie to your face about it - is devastating. I mean, if you actually give a damn about your relationship and are invested in it, that is. I was fortunate in that there were no children involved. That’s another level of investment.

“oh, yeah, whatever happened to that asshole.”

“He’d cry and say he was nervous his wife would take the kids away.”