‘Murica.

I was surprised she didn’t melt into a puddle of goo screaming “What a world! I’m mellltinggggg!”

Like driving cars into peaceful protests?

I was at a Q+A for season 1 of Walking Dead that went a weird, but great way - a guy got up to ask his question and the actors and audience were stunned - no one paid a bit of attention to what he asked because his voice was so amazing! No one gave a damn about the question, they just wanted to hear him talk. Could…

They caught her in the moment she said “Doooooosh.”

Super-Rigid Onesie is an awesome punk band name.

The face Melania Trump makes every day.

Any articles about Tucker or any Fox News “personalities” should be required to lead with this image.

I assumed it was foot tapping in a men’s room stall at an airport.

My intestinal tract and papa johns relationship is in an awkward place.

“A near miss...is a hit”

Marketing.

Nope. He’s just another talentless loud mouth, a-hole the world is better off without. Not funny, not talented, not needed.

or until someone slaps them with a lawsuit when some dumb assed prank goes wrong.

Or that we can hear pew pew pew, explosions and tie-fighters “roaring” in the vacuum of space.

Mr. President, I am a soldier. And I’m a damn good one. I’ve got enough decorations to snap a Christmas tree. All I’m trying to say is, and I hope I speak for everyone in this room, is that I am scared. I’m barely holding my... fudge, right now.

I have a vision of him being sucked up a tube a-la Augustus Gloop covered in chocolate or velveta-cheese sauce.

“I think seeing where Moore goes from here will be instructive.”

and stupid AF. But I think we’re numb to that by now.

I’m sure those trying to explain how Trump wasn’t using a slur would have no problem with him saying that either.