Yep. The truth is on her side. And I bet Trump is going to be more upset that she wasn’t attracted to him.

Yeah, that is what I took away. She definitely has something- texts or something.

Now now.

Highly skilled trauma surgeons with immense hospital resources usually can’t bring back patients in full arrest from penetrating trauma...what chance does basic-ass bystander CPR have? What a dipshit this guy is.

By the time your heart has stopped from the gunshot wound, you’re pretty far gone.

I don’t have an issue with contrarian voices or debates - if they are serious about a real conversation. But when idiocy meets ideology for no other reason than to be provocative or inciting anger (Read: Trolling) - I’m not here for that. We get enough of that on the interwebs.

This is the future Libertarians want.

He’s been working with them for a year or more, but they have to pretend like conservatives deserve to be heard so that’s why they keep hiring Santorums.

Yep. The truth is on her side. And I bet Trump is going to be more upset that she wasn’t attracted to him.

They had active shooter classes last week at my local library. The medical training centered on applying tourniquets.

The real question: Why did CNN hire this ....person. This is the same ass-clown that asserted that Obama was a snob because he wanted people to go to college. WTF? This idiot has 2 college degrees but somehow Obama was the boogey man for trying to get college education accessible to all. I will bet he gets fired from…

I’m curious what he thinks CPR is going to do to save people. By the time your heart has stopped from the gunshot wound, you’re pretty far gone.

Neither Daniels nor Avenatti blinked exactly where Cohen and Trump would’ve. It was riveting.

I’m pretty sure I learned CPR as part of my high school gym class. I think high schoolers already learn CPR, butt-juice, and they’re still getting shot. Maybe focus on “why are so many kids getting shot?”

“Don’t take action to pressure your lawmakers! Take action by...uh...learning CPR!”

Not brilliant: “They took action to ask someone to pass a law[.]”

“the butt of an ass joke”

Yeah, as Daaaaamn Gina says, it’s really fucking hard to find a photo of Jerry Jones where he doesn’t look like day-old pizza. My only criterion for this one was that he look pissed, or at least dyspeptic.

When you guys run stories about Jerry Jones, do you do a google image search for ‘Jerry jones skeleton’ or ‘jerry jones splotchy skin’ or maybe ‘Jerry Jones why you should use sunblock’ or is that what he just looks like?

I strongly believe that, in another three years or so, Jerry is going to look a whole lot like Dan Akroyd’s character in “Nothing But Trouble”: