How do you mistake an iphone for a gun?

Radical idea: That’s actually a good reason not to shoot everyone who looks like they’re carrying a gun.

They don’t shoot *everyone*, though. They manage to bring in armed people all the time...somehow. I’m sure the differences in those decisions are also related to implicit (and not-so-implicit) bias, but another…

Also? Cops don’t know or care what you have in your hand. If they see something in your hands, they will assume you are a shooter (there are more guns in our nation than adults) and respond according to how piss scared they are.

It’s the very same people who say ‘why didn’t he just comply’ that are the first to say the ‘cops feared for their lives.’

Guess it made a daring escape before its time was up

Kinda like the theaters

She wrote a song about him! I felt bad for whatever issues caused her to do such horrid things to her face but knowing she was sprung on a chinless doughy douchebag like Donald Trump Jr just makes me feel so much worse for her.

Is it weird that I assume “conservative sex” implies a lot of the guy (they’re straight, duh) talking smack he heard in bad porn, minimal foreplay, and at least one glance at the bedside alarm clock?

Dave Chappelle said that most women have at least one dick that they regret. This is Audrey’s.

Every time I see Eric I want to mutter:

A Vanity 6 cover band would have been infinitely better than what Danity Kane actual was.*

Donald Sr. is having affairs, Donald Jr. is having affairs ...

She immediately regretted those 5 flaccid minutes.

Yeah, you’re not shaming her for having sex with dudes. You’re shaming her for the shameful dude she had sex with.

Wait, some woman actually slept with THAT?

I’m sorry, but this just makes me hate and pity Aubrey O’Day, whoever the fuck she is. She spread ‘em for a TRUMP. A TRUMP.

If he is anything like his dad (ALLEGEDLY), STD protection isn’t high on his list. I’d suggest that any and all Trump-adjacent women swiftly head to their local clinic.

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

Aubrey O’Day? DANITY KANE? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA