R.E.M. now stands for Really Elderly Men.

This was a good article. It had some of that old AV Club juice.

I’ve been going to see cool, out there shit at the Drafthouse since I was 12, driving an hour and a half to Austin with my dad to see Spirited Away and the Buffy Hush/Once More with Feeling double-feature.

This news is genuinely devastating. 

It’s not surprising that at the time Ariana felt fine about what she was doing in her role, and now looking back is like well shit that was actually super creepy.

Agreed, but I do think that one song in particular, “Up There” (sung by Satan), is a very Disney Renaissance musical-esque number.

“Uncle Fucker” was robbed at the Oscars. Having a title you can’t say on a worldwide broadcast aside, it was the best song in a film that year by a country mile.

You rightfully mention it, but I just think it bears repeating: God damn, that is a great soundtrack! It’s almost “This is Spinal Tap” in how the songs are both a pitch-perfect pastiche and excellent sincere contribution to the form.

Holy fuck, Naomi Watts looks amazing! Is she a vampire, or some kind of immortal? What’s her secret? Goat placenta, monkey sweat? Is it holy water?

Huh, I didn’t realise the makers of ‘Catwoman’ had just stolen the plot of the original ‘Batman’. I guess that saves time.

Two possiblities for the plot of the latest Benoit Blanc Mystery:

He’s Mirror Universe Patch Adams, they bring him in to see the patients who the hospital has decided should give up on life.

I’m sure you look perfectly lovely.

Rated PG-13

I’ll always remember him as his most memorable character, The Stapler.

All that AND she has a Weird Al song about her.

Good for Pat Sajak, but Vanna White is my hero.

Ugh, wtf? Fuck Will Smith and fuck Hot Ones for having him as a guest.

He should be shunned from Hollywood.

Marginalizing Daisy Ridley is totally on brand for Disney.

Great, now I feel even less guilty about pirating the shows from these fuckers.  

What? No! Not Kanye! I don’t believe it!