HE WENT AHEAD AND USED THE SAMPLE ANYWAY 

Oh fuck off and fuck everyone. What the fuck is going on, what are we fucking doing. Jesus fucking Christ. 

Shut up, Wesley!

Yep. Switching positions and then pretending that you always believed in the position currently held is as American as apple pie.

One strange, frustrating feature of the politics around the Iraq War is that a broad consensus has emerged that the war was a colossal mistake, without any corresponding acknowledgement that the people saying that in 2003 were right. I suspect that many of the people who were eager to vilify the Dixie Chicks in 2003…

I would pay money to see that, probably more than once.

Shot-for-shot remake until the dilophosaurus starts telling Wayne Knight that “it is happening again.”

You can never recapture the experience of seeing the dinosaurs in the original on the big screen. Nobody had seen anything like it and even if the story was a bit meh, it was a groundbreaking film. We’ve now seen SO MANY dinosaurs (yet, somehow, all inferior to those in the original) and digital whatnots that the…

It sure is.

“It’s a wonderful restaurant!”

The top moment came when it was seamlessly tied into the over the top pimping of their Burger King product placement, with Weathers mentioning the free drink refills.

Think how much stew you could make with Carl Weathers. He was still pretty buff.

Does the afterlife give an employee discount, or a free shift meal? 

Baby, the stew is no longer going :(

Pickle Juice: The Movie.

I was hoping for a Twizzlers movie from Steven Wright.

Yes, please! That’d be much better than the Responsibilityuns movie from Ben Stein.

Or a conversion van with a kick ass airbrush job on the side

You know who thought the law punished Disney and did that specifically for their political views? The fucking State of Florida. DeSantis and several legislators said so when they passed it.

The appropriate title is actually, “Grand Inquisitor.”