Watch that ball, Whoopsie!

“I can’t say the “funny” racist, derogatory, offensive words I used to get away with saying! Waaah!” - Chevy Chase.

He could have been what Devito is to always sunny to community.

Listen, if anyone can be trusted to deliver a script about media pandering, it’s South Park, the ancient franchise that’s been pandering nonstop to mediocre edgy white dudebros for a quarter century.

“Ew, he’s licking up her vomit!”

“The power of Milk Bone compels you!”

He’s always said he’d love to do a scene where the characters have just gotten out of jail, they sit down at the coffee table inside Monk’s, and George goes, “Boy, that was brutal.”

The blackest indictment of Heard is really that she liked *Elon Musk* enough to have a relationship with him. At least Depp was a charming, handsome and beloved actor at one time. 

Finally. The word “reboot” attached to shows that are clearly sequels is obnoxious. Burrows is right on with this. Call it a revival or a continuation or a sequel, but it’s not a reboot.

I read in a different review that after the events of the original Frasier series, he moved to Chicago and became a Dr. Phil like tv show host. 

“In the process, the retired TV star winds up getting a new job as a lecturer”.

Universal reportedly paid $400 million to get the rights to The Exorcist, and David Gordon Green’s sequel/reboot The Exorcist: Believer ... opened to just over $27 million...

It’s hard to overstate how big the Tylenol poisonings were.  Tamper evident seals are so ubiquitous that you hardly even notice them now, but they didn’t exist before those murders.  They created an entire industry that everybody just accepts as part of everyday life now without a thought.

We don’t.

We’ve got a new edgelord here people! He’s the commenter his brain says the world needs!

Ah yes it’s just merit that put a bunch of white dudes in the top late night comedy shows

“Wood says he doesn’t ‘believe diversity to be the paramount priority [anymore].’”

He is so tedious going through customs, though. Saying “I have nothing to declare but my genius” was funny once.

something like the biological life in the snot of a toddler