The strike had been going on since before the coronation?  That feels like it was ages ago.  Man that was long.

They both look like they smell like old shoes and sweat.

I'd sure as fuck love to see what Robin Williams could do with that though

Roiland looks like the kinda manchild who brings a board game no one has heard of to a house party and throws a tantrum when no one wants to play.

“Don’t let those regulators stifle innovation!” (submersible crashes)

Would anyone at Paramount who was with the studio in 1968 have ties to “Epstein Island”? What the hell is even the point here 

Sean Penn is easily the bigger douchebag. He beat the shit out of Madonna and probably other women. Chevy Chase is... rude sometimes? Gosh, what a douchebag.

Eh, one has a history of assault charges, one is just a dick.

Can we add a hungry alligator, just for funsies?

Good luck finding a room big enough to hold both their egos.

Man, if you’re behaving so badly that you can get fired by Dan Harmon, you’ve got a problem.

“People will watch the entire series and then roll right into watching it again, and to me, that means we ended it properly,” he said.

I rate it five bags of popcorn and five chastisements to Marty for not understanding the dramatic power of Gregg Turkington.

They had to find one who bathed at least semi-regularly.

My favorite UK episode was the lady with the bistro, she never even showed up for lunch service (not enough business to be worth it, per her calculations) so GR whips up a soup special for a reasonable price, opens the place for lunch while servicing and bussing tables, etc., all by himself and he has a crowd—does…

I always liked watching people argue with him about how their disgusting fridges aren’t a big deal, actually. Like, you apply to be on this show and following this guy’s advice is probably a good idea, why are you arguing with him?

The original, British version shows a kinder, gentler Ramsey. The restaurants aren’t as gross either. It’s a calmer show seemingly more interested in helping the owners are failing restaurants than the ‘murican version, which seems to spend as much time embarrassing owners as helping them.

I can’t help but love these shows; Kitchen Nightmares, Bar Rescue, and Restaurant: Impossible (and, to a lesser degree, Hotel Hell and Hotel Impossible) are not “good” but they are as hell are entertaining. They’ve become almost like a TV comfort food for me, even though you can really just watch the first 10 minutes…

as much as i’ll always go to bat for the early, uk seasons being some of the best tv the genre has ever produced, i can still watch hours of this stuff forever. 

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