They were going to describe it as “ejazzculation” before better heads prevailed. 

He's gone bananas.

I’m enraged that the BBC is hiding the truth about Bill Gates and his friut-fucking fetish.

I say this a lot, but why the fuck is this a video?

Yes, Bill Fucking Maher, the Conservative idiot’s idea of a “Liberal,” when in reality he’s more of the typical “fuck you I’ve got mine” Libertarian type.

What the fuck? “Don’t talk about how much you love your wife in case your ex hears” is certainly a take, I guess, especially from a man who has never married. Strong incel energy to be honest.

You know... I’m starting to think capitalism was a mistake.

Bill Maher is a dick. He was never a liberal. Seeing how he just barely got scared off from being a scab is more evidence of his unprogressive ways. A real progressive never would have even floated the idea of crossing a picket line. He just seems good at pissing everyone off.

Woah that’s a low bar.  To be any worse he’d have to be the world’s best limbo dancer.

Is it a retirement or was it a successful brain transplant? Some people are saying...

Man, what a career. By day working on Wheel of Fortune.

It’s always the ones you most expect.

As has been often pointed out, if you want to know what conservatives are guilty of, simply look at what they accuse others of.

And he was only about saving “the children”. He made sure to check IDs on every woman to ensure they were over 18 before he asked them to grab his dick

This is the least surprising news ever. It’s sad, but “MAGA conservative gung ho about anti-sex trafficking being a sex predator” is an easy guess.

Taking as much of this into account as I’ve read and comparing my own experience, this is my suggestion to artists and comedians: don’t literally name names and switch up some details before you deliver. As they say “the truth is in the lie” so make sure it’s a good lie.

And let’s not forget that time he let loose all those dinosaurs on that island just because he was trying to scam a scammer. 

If you guys haven't checked out Tim's "On Cinema at the Cinema" on YouTube, it's fucking hilarious. Also: yes, I'd like to go to this.

I love these two comedians. I mean, if it isn't your cup of tea I get it, but I absolutely love their awkward humor. One of my favorite stand-ups is Tim Heidecker's where he intentionally bombs his set with some of the worst non-jokes. It's pretty damn great.