Well that and the school year just ended so those kids have plenty of time on their hands.

Perry can work with any producer she wants to. That isn’t even the problem: her lack of any discernible talent, however, is an issue.

But I mean who wouldn’t immediately fall for a guy who looks like this?

RIP The Daily Show’s live studio audience.

Imagine trying to apply this line of reasoning to other situations. “Oh, that’s just Lee Harvey Oswald being Lee Harvey Oswald. Nothing we can do about it!”

Disney Animation was already stretched thin by that point and was oversaturing the market for animated films in a very similar way to how they’ve oversaturated the market for superhero movies today with Marvel. It’s a lesson they seem to refuse to learn from.

It’s a bit difficult to see how Sony Pictures fits with a theater chain known for screening some really “out there” movies. Although if they’re hiring Neil Breen to make the next Spider-Man movie, I might go see it.

Apparently she’s friends with Nicole Kidman, so I assume they’re both working the same type of dark magic.

Assuming they make more of these, I’m thinking the next one should feature a goth Daniel Craig.

I’ve spent far too much of my adult life in hospitals, and I’m sorry but I’d rather pass away quietly than suffer through a few Rob Schneider sets.

Sweet gig. With that schedule I’d still look good in a dress at 67 years old too.

Can’t wait to fall asleep watching this!

At these prices I feel like I’m better off going to the movie theater now and then. If nothing else it gets me out of the house.

Sigh. Dude needs to jump into a wood chipper already.

The most surprising part is that anyone recognized him.

So it’s kind of like Disney’s Worldful World of Color TV show back in the day, presenting information to fans in a vaguely interesting but ultimately uncritical way? Yeah that’s hardly anything new for Walt & Co.

She’ll finally have time to enjoy lunch.

The worst part about Tomb Raider to me was the wacky camera that seemingly never worked as intended. I think my favorite game in that sort of genre from that era was Silent Hill — which had the polar opposite of that, with a very deliberately placed camera. Like a wise man once said, “You go to ship games with the…

Am I the only one who doesn’t get how this even became a franchise? If you go back and play the first game, it’s a glorified tech demo at best.

Well duh, everyone wants to see the real J.Lo.