None of this is really that surprising for a wealthy 70 year old guy to say, but I do wonder why he thinks anyone wants to hear it from him.

So you’ve never heard of Neil Breen?

It’s official: my headcanon now includes M going blind and mistaking Pierce Brosnan for Daniel Craig.

RIP Richard Sherman, now I have five words for you: “The tiki, tiki, tiki room!”

Well, Baldwin does have the backing of the Film Actor’s Guild.

If Trump gets any angrier he’s going to need his diapers changed again.

The Onion can call their next historical compilation “Our Even Dumber Century.”

Either Hollywood finally learned their lesson about giving away all the good jokes in the trailer, or this movie isn’t a comedy. Would not bet on the former.

Have you heard Trump speak in the past decade? There’s clearly some “Weekend at Bernie’s” type shenanigans going on here.

“Calling Ticketmaster a monopoly may be a PR win for the DOJ in the short term, but it will lose in court because it ignores the basic economics of live entertainment, such as the fact that the bulk of service fees go to venues...”

I don’t know what the hell Eddie Munster did to my table!

It also led to one of the funnier plot lines in the otherwise weak 4th season of Arrested Development.

Good luck proving that Elvis is dead, I saw three of him in Vegas last week.

...Oppenheimer’s infamous “I am become death” speech...

I’ve never seen a photo of Trump that could be even generously described as “flattering.” He’s a gross old pig and always has been.

Honestly you can skip the movie, the soundtrack is where it’s at.

...the climactic fight between Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Darth Maul.

Every time Jar Jar farted and I realized I just wasted $10 (or whatever movie tickets cost back then.)

I thought it was because she looks about ten years older than she did ten years ago.

I wondered the same thing about that HQ Trivia that came and went. Why would non-players have wanted to see it, and don’t all the former players remember what happened?