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HappyInParaguay
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Ah yes, all that mythology surrounding the legendary director of Jack starring Robin Williams and Bill Cosby.

Seems like the perfect movie to see in a theater that’s actively being hotboxed.

“What’s the deal with commencement speeches?”

He’ll always be Luigi Mario to me.

It definitely needs a terrifying boat scene. I hope we can all agree on that.

I suspect the people who made this were fans of that guy with the hydraulic press on YouTube and thought they could somehow shoehorn that into an iPad commercial.

Yeah, we all watched Westworld too.

Check out the “One Hit Wonderland” series on YouTube from ToddInTheShadows. In nearly every video he has to come up with a convoluted explanation of “well, technically this band had like 30 major hit songs in Australia, but only one was a hit in the US, so...”

Somewhere there’s a bad joke in here about Hollywood’s obsession with remakes.

So what if the “de-aging” effects looked weird in Tron Legacy? It was supposed to look like a video game world and it pulls that off perfectly fine.

If we’re going to pick on the Tron movies let’s focus on the nonsensical plots, not the visuals.

Isn’t that the episode that got pulled because it contained one too many blackface jokes? Not exactly a great sign when your show goes from a mere five episodes to only four.

Maybe they could do a documentary on whatever the fuck happened to their old pal Jay Johnston.

Maybe she could star in another Disney ride with Bill Nye where they extol the virtues of “clean coal.”

...and YOU!

and demanding that people deny the reality in front of them...

Until then, companies like Amazon and Warner Bros. Discovery will continue to capitalize while the cash is still rolling in.

Don’t be so cynical, at least we’ll finally get to hear Aaron Carter tell his side of the story.

Sorry Billy, but you’re way late to the musicians-who-wrestle game. You’ll have to get through these two first:

In the movie High Rise for some reason they cast Moss as a British character despite all the other roles going to actual British actors. It was jarring as hell.

Spoken like someone who doesn’t want to see Jon Voight’s erection.