Well, maybe the table saw will agree to come back.

Yay, the comments are back!

Here’s my pitch: the plot twist at the end of the movie is that the pirates are all animatronics.

Couldn’t have hurt that T-Mobile gave their subscribers $5 tickets to see the new Ghostbusters.

Ah yes, that takes me back to the days when Starburst had to change their slogan due to the OJ Simpsons trial.

That episode is far more disturbing now that we know about Bob Odenkirk’s foot fetish.

Glad to hear he’s doing okay after that cancer scare.

...despite largely terrible reviews.

Yup. Hiring a reporter to interview you and then throwing a toddler-like tantrum when they ask a few tough but obvious questions is the most Elon Musk move imaginable.

Have they tried asking George W. Bush?

That would be easy, the trickier part would be bringing Colin Kroll back from the dead.

You know 2019 was five years ago, right?

Maybe the Oscars aren’t ready for a movie with a lot of Korean dialog, but I think Past Lives got shortchanged.

Pair him up with Nic Cage and make the whole movie about how these two weirdos are trying to convince people that they’re normal.

Old Dads on the Block

You do realize that’s intentional, right? Vera Drew is a frequent collaborator with masters of comically bad green screen effects, Tim & Eric.

Prosecutors also took some swings at OSHA, which they pointed out are not firearms experts.

Good news is they won’t have to recast Nordberg since O.J. Simpson is still around.

Question is, does Guantanamo Bay have a payphone in its Best Buy parking lot?

I’m only interested if we get more Nic Cage as a hyper violent Batman knockoff.