He never seemed like he gave much of a shit about hosting the show, for better or worse.

People criticizing Jon Stewart for saying things that sound exactly like the takes you would expect from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show feels like a throwback to 20 years ago.

So it may come down to whether this was a “business cameo” video or not from the sounds of that.

This tracks. In my mind the closest thing to a non-horror filmmaker doing a genre-ish horror film would be Kubrick’s The Shining. That’s also the sort of “mindfuck” horror that’s in Nolan’s wheelhouse.

Yeah... well I’m going to have to go ahead and point out that the movie Office Space came out 25 years ago and it’s about the boredom of working on fixing date format issues. So I’m going to need you to come in tomorrow and catch up. And I almost forgot, ahh I’m going to need you to come in on Sunday too.

Although I consider myself a fan of AC IV: Black Flag, the ship battles quickly became the most boring, repetitive part of the game. There’s a fine line between simple gameplay vs. gameplay that gets old fast.

Sorry, but that’s the year humanity will be whisked back to the stone age.

The biggest problem with this show was never the host, but the obnoxious sound mix that makes it sound like the audience is rooting for a sports team or something. Can we take it down a notch?

Well, maybe they should learn Python programming if they want to earn a decent living.

unicorn dolphins

Between this and that weird Michael Cera commercial, is this the year of peak moisturizer?

Maybe Counselor Troi could help them work this out.

So he’s not interested in staring in the Caligula reboot?

And the raptors start talking backwards

When I skimmed the headline I thought it said David Lynch. Now that could be more interesting... maybe not good, but interesting.

What next, a Funyuns movie from Hannibal Buress?

A car? No, it specifically has to be a beat-up Volkswagen bus.

Well, at least they won’t need to worry about adding DeSantis to the Hall of Presidents anytime soon! *crowd boos* I’ll be here all week, folks.

Have we tried screaming at them that if they won’t learn English, they should go back to their own country?