I’m waiting for Sherlock Holmes to weigh in.

Huh, you know I could swear there’s a movie where he met Private Joker before.

The problem here isn’t really AI — there’s zero evidence they even used AI for this ghoulish project — but that they invoked the likeness of a dead person without anyone’s permission.

Is “The producer is in charge of the guns, right?” going to have to go on the next round of AV Club Commenter bingo cards?

If you’re an actor that’s one thing, but wasn’t he also an EP? Sort of changes the conversation if he was in charge of hiring the firearms “expert.”

Let’s be fair... someone make a movie about the “Chichijima incident” and release it in both the US and Japan.

And in another twist, our next president is... George W. Bush!

In this economy, a couple trillion dollars just doesn’t go as far as it used to.

Might sound crazy, but what if instead of an endless series of reboots and spin-offs, they put the original movie on -- now hear me out -- some kind of “Video Home System” so we could just watch the original movie from the comfort of our own homes?

They never should have cast Mel Gibson in the first place.

Isn’t John Paval still around? He has to be one of the best Harrison Ford impersonators out there.

Still waiting for that Tic-Tac-Toe movie.

He should never have picked potpourri for $100.

Is there any type of comedy that’s funny when you try telling people about it?

Pretty sure Mick Mars is still available, and possibly alive.

Well The Orville might not be dead, but Norm MacDonald sure is.

Meh, give it a decade or two and they’ll be back together when they find out that Medicare doesn’t cover their hip replacements or whatever.

Bog Iger

We all know what he did to Oprah.