I hope he’s best remembered for his Rolling Stone obituary, titled “Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies.”

If they actually got a tax break, they should be required to put whatever they produced in the public domain. It’s only fair.

We don’t have any real benefit from it

He’d might as well be walking on the sun.

Uh oh, we know this band’s history with drummers. Watch out McCartney!

Well I hate to say this but... De Niro is younger than our current president.

I blame the Joker.

Zaslav’s slowly becoming Ted Turner 2.0.

I can’t be the only one who hadn’t even heard about Wish until just now, can I?

“Let’s all go catch the Canna-Bus!”

...and that’s EXACTLY the problem.

I’ll never understand bars and restaurants anywhere that tow cars left in their lots after closing time.

Dream Scenario directly references this scene with Cage reluctantly wearing a fake prosthetic hand. It’s an absurd movie that’s also somehow perfect.

Whatever you say, Time Alien.

Come on, nobody would ever accept a Bond movie that dragged on for an hour too long.

Well it’s owned by Disney and Burton didn’t even direct it so...

Well it’s better than mistreating a bunch of Native Americans. 

Or a temporary gig that any sufficiently skilled makeup artist can do?

Yes and the movie will be in French.