Guessing this means there’s no chance Will Smith will be starring in this.

At this point they’ll have no other option but to pull Lewis Black out of the nursing home and making him host.

I’m sorry, but I still need to see Nicholas Cage as... Fu Manchu.

Somehow I hadn’t gotten around to seeing Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans until recently. There’s something about Warner Herzog directing Nicolas Cage that is a higher level of madness. And I am here for it.

It’s all downhill from here, folks. We should probably just nuke ourselves.

Tom Hanks would never play a creepy looking character with dead eyes.

I’m too young to remember the show very well, but I do remember it was my introduction to the concept of “breaking the fourth wall.”

Or they could stop recycling the same shit. Just kidding! That’s all Hollywood knows how to do these days.

Murderer: I killed a guy.
* five years later *
Police: We finally figured out who killed that guy!

Scientology’s “fair game” policy is coming back to haunt them. Good.

We need to get Chevy Chase and Sean Penn in a room together and figure out who’s the bigger douchebag.

To be fair, most POS systems are a complete POS.

...the legendary director for daring to suggest that Ant-Man And The Wasp wasn’t as important as, say, Citizen Kane...

I hope this gives everyone a Quantum of Solace.

Hey if putting out some weird videos after being accused of sexual assault worked for Kevin Spacey then *checks notes* oh yeah, that didn’t really work out for Kevin Spacey. Never mind.

...it seemed like he was done with franchise filmmaking entirely.

War On Facts: The Next Generation

To be fair -- and I don’t even want to defend Maher -- but this is the format of like 90% of all podcasts.

“I’m my cocaine.” - Michael Caine

Maybe he could use ChatGPT to write the novel on his behalf.