They’re really intent on fucking this all up, aren’t they?

This sounds like the kind of movie idea particularly boring AI would come up with.

They could go all Game of Thrones and make up their own ending and have Starbucks cups everywhere.

Jack Skellington (voiced by Depp)

Makes more sense than a dedicated streaming service that’s just for CNN.

Oh Jesus fucking Christ.

His beard looks like it would be useful for dusting.

This seems like a big distraction from the allegations against DeSantis regarding his work at Guantanamo Bay.

It’s an awful lot of concern trolling for a movie that’s going to bomb at the box office anyway.

Ah, I miss the days of opening those envelopes, ripping the DVDs, and immediately sending them back.

I mean he’s not wrong, but this problem also predates ChatGPT. And by the time we’ve all forgotten what ChaptGPT was, we’ll still have this same problem.

You don’t fuck with Mickey Mouse.

“Thing that isn’t going to happen is now not going to happen in Italy.”

Turns out you can be a talented artist and still fall for Herbalife or Amway or whatever the latest scam is. Who knew?

So basically it’s okay to be gay in Malaysia as long as you have millions of dollars to throw around?

It actually comes it at least two human forms, oral and topical. I wouldn’t put it past Rogan to have ingested the topical form.

Even if it was a stupid article, can we just be glad it wasn’t a slideshow or yet another video that doesn’t play?

Well at least the shitty AI writer didn’t stretch this out into a slideshow or an annoying video. Maybe our new robot overlords aren’t so bad after all.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Uh, I think you kind of just answered your own question there.