Scientology and its related organizations have never won a trial by jury. Ever.

Hasn’t the option to hide the blue check been available for like a year now? What’s new about this?

Might not come across these days but pre-SNL “Sarah Squirm” was an awkward and gross character that would have fit right in with the world of Pee Wee Herman.

No idea why, but my favorite moment of his was when he appeared for like 2 seconds as the moon on Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job. Caught me completely off guard.

Fun fact: August Coppola worked for Frank Oppenheimer on his most famous museum exhibit. Maybe we could get Sofia Coppola to direct and Nic Cage to play Frank.

Must be awfully difficult for them to see the movie screen through those white hoods.

Looking forward to the movie about that one Cabbage Patch doll that they had to recall because it ripped some kids’ hair out.

$100 movie tickets? Please don’t give the Hollywood execs any ideas.

The episode about the group of Avatar fans is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. While it might be tempting to make fun of them or call them nerds, Wilson just lets you see them as what they really are: a group of outcasts who’ve come together to bond over something they enjoy. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

She said to “Try Everything,” that obviously includes tax fraud.

The new and improved seating experience:

Doesn’t a “strike” imply that you stop doing something? Because I can’t remember the last time Tom Cruise did any actual, you know, acting.

The screaming baby sitting next to you will help put you in the “fuck it, nuke everything” mood.

If you’re not going to interview someone or anything and just quote other sources, what’s the point of making a video?

Might be weird but I’m curious as to how this film portrays his brother, Frank. He’s the guy who pioneered the concept of a hands-on science museum that got me (and plenty of others) interested in science.

It would be fun to get him in a room with Werner Herzog so they can both make baffling statements about what film “is.”

His real breakout role was in The Social Network, according various misinformed people.

NFTs have largely been a flop, so this is kind of fitting in a way.

Not a movie, but there’s a great “Trainwreckords” episode about the all-but-forgotten album Hubbard wrote with Edgar Winter:

You’re only impressed by that stuff because you’re not OTVII.