I’m torn. On the one hand if Charlie and the Chocolate Factory needed a prequel, Dahl would have written one. On the other hand, it didn’t need a sequel and Dahl did write one.

Not holding out much hope for an Ozzy/Mick Mars show anytime soon.

Based on my extensive knowledge of Assassin’s Creed Unity, the English accent Napoleon spoke with here is historically accurate.

Compositing isn’t CGI.

The bus fight was really well done, if they’d ended with something like that instead of a bunch of unwatchable CGI schlock it could have been so much more.

Uh, I don’t think sex is the only reason this film has an R rating.

She was also behind the show “I Love David,” a surprisingly heartfelt little show about oddball puppet guy David Liebe Hart.

Disney was at least smart enough to release Toy Story during the Christmas shopping season, something Mattel apparently didn’t get the memo about.

Are we sure that “Teenage Kraken” is even a real movie? I haven’t seen a single ad for it and my local theater isn’t playing it.

She’s welcome to try to understand me by sleeping with me.

Looking forward to a year from now when Seacrest is fired for having sexual relations with the wheel.

They can always replace it with Captain EO.

There could be a baby Wolverine and a cartoon Wolverine.

Still waiting for this one...

Sounds both like a poor idea and a very short sighted one at that, so it fits right in with everything else they’re doing.

Where’s Uwe Boll when we need him?

Meanwhile, Ted Turner himself popped out of the tomb he presumably sleeps in to finish colorizing Citizen Cane.

He’s OTVIII, of course he’d make it.

In related news, I may or may not have had tacos for lunch.