If I were buying ads on Netflix, all I would care about is making sure the people on the ad supported tier were being strapped down to a chair and forced to watch my ads Clockwork Orange style.

That’s probably because you watched Batman Begins.

Who will be the next Max Headroom?

Isn’t “royal” just a fancy type of grifter?

Here’s a crazy idea: what if we apply this model to everything? Include taxes, fees, and tips into the prices so we actually know what we’re going to pay upfront.

Now that’s just silly. Billionaires don’t get to where they are by paying the money they owe!

Hey, it’s cheaper to go to a Trump rally than the gym and you’ll get more of a workout punching everyone there.

Ellen DeGeneres’ reputation might have taken a hit, but Pat Sajack is a climate change denier...

With all the hype around AI these days, I think we’ve kind of forgotten that AI has been used for straightforward tasks like this for a quite a while.

Nobody is going to do this. Hardcore fans have already seen these things a hundred times, and the rest of us aren’t going to do a bunch of homework to watch a movie starring an abusive shithead.

I know what category I’d put Pat Sajak in:

So he’s doing an earnest version of “An Evening with Tim Heidecker”?

Sorry, but I stopped reading when I got to the part about an evil leprechaun exploding out of a guy’s dick because I have to go watch that now.

Adding spice to bags of chips is a Mexican street food tradition that long predates Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Here’s the not-so-secret recipe:

I guess I always pictured Superman having an American accent, but maybe that’s on me.

I hope he knows he’ll have to *gasp* fill out a small mount of paperwork and pay a processing fee to stay in France that long!

I think the difference is that the second someone mentions JFK, you know the next thing they’re going to tell you involves aliens building the pyramids or some such thing.

Take it from me, I love you!

Obviously Warner owns the DC Comics characters, but nothing is stopping Nextar from continuing the Arrowverse with their own iconic comic book characters like, uh, “Shmarrow” or “The Flatch.”

Luckily, SNL has found the perfect new showrunner to fix all the behind the scenes tensions: