To be fair, California needed an action hero to go beat up Enron in those days. (It’s a long story.)

Watching this movie will not be a “priority” for me.

I enjoyed Bad Trip, but if I wasn’t already familiar with Andre I probably never would have heard of it. They did a lousy job of marketing it.

Let’s say your only two choices are between this tax system, and whatever weird tax loopholes allowed Uwe Boll to make all those shitty video game movies.

Well that’s an interesting question — what would make you think the fictional Jerry was anything other than a small time comedian?

Certainly no more impossible than a small time standup comedian making rent on an Upper West Side apartment.

I’d be more surprised if a movie about the development of the most powerful weapon ever used in war was NOT rated R... at least.

Seems like yet another movie made and released under some weird obligation that nobody really cares about or wants to see.

Uh... yeah. If these movies are the best reasons to sign up for Netflix then you can count me the fuck out.

You know what gets asses in seats? Big spectacle movies like Transformers. If Tarantino really judges movies like this, he’s making the wrong movies.

Nobody should have to deal with a degenerative condition like this.

Compared to Murdoch, I’d say Grant barely even has an asshole.

Pretty sure anyone who’s ever written a line of SQL knew exactly how this situation came to be.

Neil Hamburger had a really uncomfortable joke about how Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler, a statutory rapist and a judge on the show at the time, was judging our nation’s children. So it’s a lot worse when you look at it from that angle.

Is he going to ask Waka Flocka about Lauren Conrad?

Jason Schwartzman looks like a dink.

As much as I like Nic Cage, this isn’t enough to make me buy a ticket.

Well why would it be an insult? The opposite of woke is asleep. If you’re not woke, go back to bed.

It depends. On iTunes for example you can buy a movie/show and download it for offline viewing.

“fuck you, you piece of shit” (never change, Boston)