I’m a big fan of immersive theater, but even if this had a more modest price I still wouldn’t be interested. Why? Because I go to hotels to relax at the end of the day. If I wanted to go to an immersive theater show, I’d rather leave the premises.

Something about the title makes me think of one of those Bell Telephone educational short films.

Okay, but who’s going to play Cato?

A movie ticket is like $18 these days. That could buy a lot of chocolate.

The trick to making it feel shorter is to fall asleep in the first 30 minutes.

Did Tom Cruise also get access to the confidential documents in the Danny Masterson rape trial?

“So that’s me, nothing sinister or surprising about it at all.”

The Blue Checks have already launched a conspiracy theory that she’s Jewish... what a surprise!

Jokes on them, my area is killing off its only CW affiliate.

Are we still using the term legacy sequel, or is that legacy vocabulary?

*yawn* Don’t everybody all chime in all at once.

Murphy cheated by already having a pair of Robert Oppenheimer’s cheek bones:

Oh, they turned the Tower of Terror into a Guardians of the Galaxy ride? That’s too bad.

...the Disneyland ride Guardians of the Galaxy - Mission Breakout!

...the Met Gala long ago supplanted the Oscars as Hollywood’s most important and exciting red carpet...

That was an epically bad Reddit AMA, but it was also eight years ago at this point.

Tyler has denied the allegations, asserting that their relationship was consensual and he was Misley’s legal guardian at the time, affording him immunity.

Probably not. He’s appeared on video and even at private events, despite hiding from the law.

Fun fact: Scientology leader David Miscavige is still hiding to avoid being served in a separate lawsuit.

They won’t be making Quantum of Solace again?