I can respect this. If he were George Lucas he’d be be doubling down with a new cut of Schindler’s List that excluded all those pesky Nazis.

Kinda ironic that flashing people is the one crime Ezra Miller hasn’t been accused of.

“I’m Bam Margera, and this is called completely fucking up your life.”

Harrison Ford is too busy for this shit, he’s got a plane to crash.

Is Brooke Alvarez available?

If dril goes to some other app, I think many of us would follow. Not much else worth looking at on Twitter anyway.

“Nobody hates” is the highest if not only possible praise coming from AV Club.

The Guinness Book of World Records removed a lot of reward categories for similar reasons, and I think that was the right move. But I do think it’s fine to reward people for stunts as long as they’re performed safely (and to the people who figure out how to make them safe, come to think of it.)

There is a difference between the venue and the box office though. You can often go to one venue’s box office and purchase tickets for a concert somewhere else.

Maggie Rogers, for example, opted to sell her tickets directly at the box office. Could the future of ticketing be in the past?

I’m sure they could all settle this over a couple rounds of margaritas at Casa Bonita.

Also, I kicked him out of the baseball glove factory because his face was too wrinkly to be made into one.

The secret directive thing pretty much tracks though.

But does he have the hadoukens coming up?

To be fair, he is Nic fuckiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing AH! WHEW! Cage!

It’s way too late to reboot RoboCop, you can just turn on the news for that kind of story now.

We will finally learn the true, horrifying reason that Barbie’s skin was replaced with plastic.

They accidentally showed Dril’s face in an episode of Truthpoint that went live before it was supposed to, so plenty of us know what he looks like.

Hmmm.... I don’t know. Shouldn’t these guys be dead by now?