He could shut it down, that would help.

He’s not wrong that the animators need reference footage, mocap, etc. to create realistic underwater sequences. But couldn’t he just have easily hired professional divers with similar body types instead of requiring the main cast to learn how to hold their breath for extended periods?

Pretty sure The Onion already covered this

Hey guys, it’s movie time!

Good thing her portrayal as the head of MI6 was 100% accurate then.

If a DNA test could show that Elizabeth Warren had no Native American ancestry, it could work here too... although I wouldn’t blame anyone for not wanting to submit DNA samples.

To be fair, in this economy who can afford a house?

Ah yes, put a Chinese woman on a form of payment that’s really only used at laundromats these days. That totally makes up for the “Chinese laundry” stereotype created by the Chinese Exclusion Act!

No competent judge would ever allow a pool of hundreds of potential jurors into the gallery all at once. Why? Because they’d all learn how to get dismissed as quickly as possible.

And they’d hold 225 people in a jury box built for ~14 people how, exactly? Put out over 200 extra seats?

Have you ever been in a jury pool that large for a criminal trial? If so, what was it like to see OJ Simpson in person?

Where on earth did they find a court room with enough space for 225 potential jurors? Are they using TARDIS technology?

Pretty sure he could buy both Parler and Gab in some kind of two-for-one deal at this point.

The weirdest thing has to be the time the CIA operated brothels in San Francisco just to give the Johns a dose of LSD without their consent.

Another rapidly declining tech company branching off into TV-style content screams “pathetic” more than “scary.” Also, is Vanessa Hudgens really this desperate for work?

Good thing OJ Simpson is still around to reprise his original role!

Personally I would have forgotten this new Flash movie even existed if it weren’t for all the Ezra Miller drama. Does that make me want to see the movie? Not really, but you can never underestimate the power of the recency bias (positive or negative) when it comes to marketing.

This isn’t enough. His followers who harassed those families need to be held accountable for their actions as well.

This is one of those “No, you’re not having a stroke” headlines.

Well... the guy who made Clerks 3 should know a thing or two about a fool’s errand.