Sorry but I can’t make up my mind on this issue until Universal and SeaWorld unveil their stances.

Disney (in press releases): “Here at Disney, we consider ourselves to be outstanding storytellers.”

The Truman Show comparison will strengthen if William takes over the storytelling department...

Oh he’s “retiring” now in disgrace but he’ll be back in a few years as the face of some scammy trend like a cannabis NFT. We all know how this works.

Forced meme is forced.

I don’t think Nathan ever thought she’d agree to be a co-parent. It’s almost as ridiculous as when he asked that restaurant owner to add him to her will; but that joke had a more solid landing than this one.

If I wanted a series of beeps and bops from space that went on for way too long, I’d still have my radio tuned to Sputnik.

This raises so many questions, like “why is this article a video?”

Okay, I need to go watch this immediately.

It wasn’t related to Channel 5, that’s Andrew’s own thing. The name was just a coincidence, obviously nobody could trademark something like that.

Whatever happened to that show they were going to produce with Andrew Callaghan?

My understanding is that Musk signed a contract to buy Twitter “as-is” before he started questioning the financials. Now it’s not a question of whether Musk will lose money but instead how much.

I’m no lawyer, but it would have been funnier of Cohen’s defense had been that the pedo detector actually worked and put Roy Moore into the position where he had to prove he’s not a pedo.

Can’t wait to see what “The Wizard of Loneliness” has in store for us.

I think the more alarming thing about the Radio Shack website is the banner at the top promoting some crypto bullshit.

Somewhere out there is the superior, original British version of this trademark squatter who owns the “Wernham Hogg” trademark.

I’m already wincing at whatever idiotic plot twist is going to unfold in a couple weeks when we reach the midpoint of the season.

Do Russian TV reporters dream of interviewing android Philip K. Dicks?

...”paper view”? Really?

You really think the spouses will care? These same red state pro-lifers refused to even believe COVID-19 existed until they were dying in a hospital. If it doesn’t affect them personally it isn’t a problem in their eyes.